A MUM and dad have left people stunned after revealing the name they’ve chosen for their unborn child.
The proud parents delightedly took to social media to share the name they’ve settled on for their “beautiful daughter”, who’s due on 4th September.
A mum and dad have left people stunned after revealing the name they’re planning to give to their daughter when she’s born in September[/caption]
They worked hard to come up with a name which incorporated three other special family monikers[/caption]
In the post, they explained that they’d wanted to pay tribute to their parents, the baby’s grandparents, by coming up with a unique moniker using their three names.
“Fecalynn – honouring her grandparents Fernando, Cameron and Lynne – who are important parts of my husband’s and my lives,” the mum-to-be wrote.
The name announcement was shared on the That Name is a Tragedeigh group on Facebook, with the poster writing alongside a screenshot: “Just found this one. Poor Fecal!”
Unsurprisingly, the comments section was immediately filled with people taking aim at the parents over the choice of moniker.
“Give me strength! The lass must change her name when she turns 18,” one wrote.
“In other news: this kind of rubbish should be illegal to do to a future adult human,” another added.
“This is not even a good pet name!”
“This kid should start therapy before birth,” a third sighed.
“She’ll need it. Moms like this need serious mental help.”
“This kid is gonna get the literal fecal matter bullied out of her,” someone else commented.
“I never thought I would hear a name that is wildly unsanitary, but here we are,” another wrote.
“Awww, sweet. We can call her Feces, for short,” someone else joked.
“No no no no no!!!!!! Ugh. Can’t be real. Correct…?!” another pleaded.
While someone else hilariously added “You’ve got to be s**ting me”, another insisted: “People like them really aren’t looking at dictionary before naming their children!”
And others in the comments added that there are tonnes of other name options that incorporated the three grandparents’ monikers – that don’t include the word “Fecal”.
Banned Names in the UK
The UK has no law restricting names, but names that contain obscenities, numerals, misleading titles, or are impossible to pronounce are likely to be rejected when registering a child.
- Hitler
- Monkey
- Cyanide
- Martian
- Akuma
- Chow Tow
- Rogue
“Like not Cameron Lynne or something?! Please??” one wrote.
“Camando sounds better than that. My goodness!”
“A hyphenated name would be less tragic than this,” another added.
“Fernanda-Lynn Cameron. Still not great but better than this atrocity!”
“Felynnca, Fyrnne, Rondolynne, Camdolynne,” a third commented.
“I hate them all, but they’re all better than FECAL and I just thought of them with less than 30 seconds effort!”